>> Xiao Ming returned home to report test scores

>> surgeon holding a wreath into the operating room, the patient asked: "What do these flowers are used?"
surgeon replied: "operation is successful, these flowers will be dedicated to me; unsuccessful, will be dedicated to you. "

>> Xiao Ming returned home to report test scores:" Dad, today that I had 60 points. "
father was furious:" next time such a low test on Do not call me dad! "
Xiaoming go home the next day, see my father on the bow:" I'm sorry, sir ... ... "\